I hate you kobe

Just found this website and thought it was hilarious. HE said to share it so I thought on here.

http://dearkobe.com/slut-tohyrhzn.html

Sorry about the wait

First off if anyone has any pictures of hurricane damage. Send them to getempoe@hotmail.com I'll put them up on here!!!

I know I haven't posted in over a week. It's because I'm an idiot and i was having trouble logging in and I thought I lost control over the blog. Well I've got it straight and I'm just writing this samll post to let you know!

And to talk about the hurricane. First off I think the world is gonna come to an end within the next 100 years or so. All the shit humans are doing to destroy the world will add up. Nobody thinks about it, but I believe it's true. No one ever says to me " do you notice we have a hurricane hit america about once a year?" The government just comes out of nowhere and calls it "hurricane season." When the fuck did we get a hurricane season. You bastards, it's global warming. Whats next, a tsunami season?

But luckily tropical storm ernesto didn't destroy a city. Well atleast not a city like New Orleans who bitches and moans about it everyday even though everyone else is able to move on. You weren't the only place hit by Katrina!

It was really only bad for one night(friday)here. And I still had to work!!! but I'll talk about my piece of shit work later. But there was a few trees going down here and there. Some people lost power. A few lost it for a couple days. Nothing serious

One other thing. Who decided to name hurricanes after common latinos. "Ernesto" what the fuck is that. It makes me think of the foreign exchange student from spain who comes to your school to play soccer. If it were my choice I would atleast name them something to give people a heads up on how bad it will be. Like "hurricane get the fuck out of florida!" or "Tropical storm anyone in the carribean, hide in your fucking basement" And it will ALWAYS have FUCK in the name cuz that will make it sound much more serious!

We need a mall

I recently went to the mall with the fellas. And by mall I mean Waldorf. Now I've been going there since I was born and that place has become such trash. When it comes to clothes it has all the department stores, Which if your under 25 you don't shop there. And the common thread places like american, pacsun, and aero-pastel. For how long these stores will be there, we don't know. The mall becomes more ghetto everyday. A generic black clothing store opens like once a month. It's because they got rid of the Gap. The bastards!

I admit. Black people, you have more style and flavor than us. Yea I said it! I really enjoy your clothing. One of the only stores at the mall I like it up against the wall. But you have to meet me half way here. As a middle class white boy, I need my clothes to fit me. Would it be so hard to just make your clothes in smaller sizes. At least mediums. You could make so much more money! If I am lucky I'll find one or two shirts in Up against the wall that fit. And the generic black clothing stores, I don't even think there allowed to carry sizes smaller than XL.

And about the white clothing stores. Stop being so damn predictable!!! American eagle, abercrombie, hollister, you all sell the exact same stuff except there is a different logo on the clothes. But that's not the problem cuz they still make good clothes. I still like the pants. Nothing else really. The problem is that these stores are so overworn by 70% of teenagers between 14-20. I haven't bought anything from the american eagle in months and I haven't even walked into any aero-pastel in years. Every time I see a nice polo I think how many other kids at school are going to be wearing that same shirt. Cuz I know I feel like a jackass when someone has the same clothes on as me. And what good news, we're getting a hollister. Oh the joy! I actually used to buy hollister because the closest one was 2 hours away in Virginia. Not anymore. Just wait. By the end of the school year we'll have hundreds of walking hollister billboards.

And before I finish my bitching and complaining, I give you this


THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE

The new gangbanger shoe

First lets start by watching the video


There a group from socal called The Pack. Now I like the beat but the song idea is pretty stupid. Talk about trying to be original. But hey there good enough to sign a contract and make a music video. And with a music video you know there going to have an influence on 90% of america's youth. For instance I recently went to the mall and spotted a few groups of black people rocking vans. The video isn't even on tv yet. I can't wait to see how many pairs are being worn throughout the schools, on both white and black people, just cause they've heard the song.

Now I've got nothing against vans, the problem is everyone will be wearing the same two pairs.


Which is gay

Welcome

You never hear about anything interesting happening in St. Mary's County. Because nothing really does happen. So I'm going to give the youth something to read. I'm going to talk about anything associated with fun in this area