We need a mall

I recently went to the mall with the fellas. And by mall I mean Waldorf. Now I've been going there since I was born and that place has become such trash. When it comes to clothes it has all the department stores, Which if your under 25 you don't shop there. And the common thread places like american, pacsun, and aero-pastel. For how long these stores will be there, we don't know. The mall becomes more ghetto everyday. A generic black clothing store opens like once a month. It's because they got rid of the Gap. The bastards!

I admit. Black people, you have more style and flavor than us. Yea I said it! I really enjoy your clothing. One of the only stores at the mall I like it up against the wall. But you have to meet me half way here. As a middle class white boy, I need my clothes to fit me. Would it be so hard to just make your clothes in smaller sizes. At least mediums. You could make so much more money! If I am lucky I'll find one or two shirts in Up against the wall that fit. And the generic black clothing stores, I don't even think there allowed to carry sizes smaller than XL.

And about the white clothing stores. Stop being so damn predictable!!! American eagle, abercrombie, hollister, you all sell the exact same stuff except there is a different logo on the clothes. But that's not the problem cuz they still make good clothes. I still like the pants. Nothing else really. The problem is that these stores are so overworn by 70% of teenagers between 14-20. I haven't bought anything from the american eagle in months and I haven't even walked into any aero-pastel in years. Every time I see a nice polo I think how many other kids at school are going to be wearing that same shirt. Cuz I know I feel like a jackass when someone has the same clothes on as me. And what good news, we're getting a hollister. Oh the joy! I actually used to buy hollister because the closest one was 2 hours away in Virginia. Not anymore. Just wait. By the end of the school year we'll have hundreds of walking hollister billboards.

And before I finish my bitching and complaining, I give you this


THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE